😱 CLOSEST SHAVE YET
Davis escaped by 1.37
The narrowest escape of the season. One tiny scoring swing and the graveyard looks different.
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🔴 LIVE WEEK
The Final Sweat
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CURRENT CHOP LINE
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COMPLETED ANALYTICS
Through Week 5
Final Sweat data does not affect season metrics until the commissioner finalizes Week 6.
🎯 Bounty Watch
Two marked men. One growing pot.
If Pete or Tony gets chopped, $50 × weeks remaining is added to the prize pool.
💰 Prize Pool Economics
Survivor Equity
CURRENT SURVIVOR EQUITY
$154
$2,000 guaranteed ÷ 13 survivors
SURVIVAL VALUE GAINED
+$11
from the prior chop
GUARANTEED POT
$2,000
locked in
CURRENT MAX POT
$3,050
$2,000 locked + $1,050 still hunting
SEASON STORYLINES
Three things the standings don't tell you
WEEKLY RESULTS → AUTO STORYLINES
🏎️ CRUISE CONTROL
Pete is cruising
His closest call is still 24.6 points above a weekly cut line.
🧊 THIN ICE
Goofy keeps flirting with disaster
Repeated danger-zone finishes have Goofy living on thin ice.
Survival board
Who is clear of the blade?
Cupps
151.8 W6 pts · avg rank 3.8
CLEAR OF THE BLADE
Tony Squares
137.4 W6 pts · avg rank 5.0
CLEAR OF THE BLADE
Zak
132.1 W6 pts · avg rank 5.7
CLEAR OF THE BLADE
Rambus
128.7 W6 pts · avg rank 6.3
CLEAR OF THE BLADE
Steph
125.9 W6 pts · avg rank 6.8
CLEAR OF THE BLADE
Pete
149.2 W6 pts · avg rank 3.3
CLEAR OF THE BLADE
Nez
101.6 pts · eliminated W4
CHOPPED · W4
Blizzy
116.8 W6 pts · avg rank 8.7
ON THE EDGE
Goofy
113.9 W6 pts · avg rank 9.2
DANGER ZONE
ChadCandles
121.7 W6 pts · avg rank 7.5
ON THE EDGE
Davis
109.6 W6 pts · avg rank 10.3
DANGER ZONE
Kitchen
103.9 pts · eliminated W5
CHOPPED · W5
Zakarian
97.8 pts · eliminated W3
CHOPPED · W3
Cooterdoodle
92.4 pts · eliminated W2
CHOPPED · W2
Lou & Zach
111.1 W6 pts · avg rank 9.8
DANGER ZONE
Tootsie
138.4 W6 pts · avg rank 5.4
CLEAR
Shoe
120.6 W6 pts · avg rank 8.1
ON THE EDGE
Sam
127.2 W6 pts · avg rank 6.7
CLEAR
Chop economy
What was the dead roster actually worth?
Most valuable corpse
$1,184
Shoe · Week 3The league emptied 9.8% of its available FAB into one chopped roster.
Cheapest corpse
$97
Sam · Week 2A roster so undesirable the room collectively shrugged.
Average corpse value
$742
Through Week 5Market value created by the chop, measured by actual winning bids.
Biggest single bite
$431
Ja'Marr ChaseLargest winning FAB bid of the season so far.
FAB bid efficiency
Who is making every dollar count?
Most efficient bidder
94%
Pete
$681 was enough to win the players he bought; he actually spent $725.
Biggest overpay
$59
Cupps · Lamar Jackson
Winning bid $190 · next-highest bid $130 · $131 would have won.
Perfect snipes
3
Davis
Three wins landed exactly $1 above the next-highest bid.
FAB left on the table
$162
Cupps
Season-to-date dollars spent above the minimum needed to win.
Season efficiency board
| Owner | FAB Spent | Minimum Needed | Excess Spent | Efficiency |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pete | $725 | $681 | $44 | 94% |
| Davis | $612 | $548 | $64 | 90% |
| Tony Squares | $699 | $594 | $105 | 85% |
| Cupps | $684 | $522 | $162 | 76% |
Efficiency = total minimum FAB needed ÷ total winning FAB spent. For every winning bid, minimum needed is treated as the next-highest bid + $1.
Player journeys
The same stars keep eating league money
☠ GRIM REAPER
💸 Money Pit
8.4%
Chase has become the league's biggest money pit, consuming 8.4% of all FAB spent league-wide.
Times Cut2
Times Bought3
Total FAB$1,087
Current OwnerPete
Season superlatives
The stories worth talking about
| Award | Owner / Player | Why it matters |
|---|---|---|
| 🪒 Closest Shave | Davis | Survived Week 6 by just 1.37 points. |
| 🏎️ Cruise Control | Pete | Has cleared every cut line by 24.6+ points. |
| 💀 Cheapest Corpse | Sam | Only $97 of winning FAB bids came off the chopped roster. |
| 💸 Money Pit | Ja'Marr Chase | $1,087 spent across three acquisitions. |
| 🧊 Thin Ice | Goofy | Repeated danger-zone finishes while still alive. |